老婆如此，生不如死。
一个上海“阿蹭”说，他一个月拿1万8大洋，全部上交，老婆只发300块给他零用。300块，在上海赶集都不够，他就蹭饭蹭酒，得名“阿蹭”。但300块的故事，在中国文化里，却永不为耻。我们的大方向是，财政大权在手，傻子跟着走。
中国老婆的地位比邻居日本老婆、韩国老婆要高多了，韩国人搞了一个《我的野蛮女友》，看上去挺长脸，但有下嫁大韩的万马千军，几年后回国个子低了两寸，颈椎也有问题，哈腰哈的。让你野蛮一天不足为奇，能让你野蛮一辈子，才是真理。而中国男人，才是中国女人“野蛮”的温床。
有长得差脾气更差的理科女生，且越冷门专业出来的性情越乖戾。为什么？大抵是大环境惯出来的。一个班33个同学，32个光头，她当了四年“武则天”哪，“第一夫人”一届也才四年，这能不把母猪惯成皇后吗？
中国年轻女孩择偶的标准，“几‘子’登科”看个人，最重要的还得要耳朵厚，皮肤薄，任你打，任你骂，会做饭，会揉脚。
首先，“野蛮”需要性格基因，即，得是一个骄傲的女人，走奶茶路线的不行。北京有个美国男子，混得挺好的，进影视圈了还，娶了个中国姑娘，每每出门时，跟老婆讨点车马费，老婆便紧巴巴抠出20块，他一边系鞋带一边嗫嚅：那回程的呢？老婆拿老北京腔朗声答：瞧你丫猴精的，公交来回才2块大洋呢啊！呵，中国老婆！
中国老婆坚信，男人有钱就变坏，不嫖不赌也“包二奶”，所以，家庭的财政大权问题是幸福的前提保障，毫不含糊，下马威拿下。
原因有三：
1. 中国尚货币流通，为掏兜提供便利；
2. 中国婚姻外性行为非法，但诱惑满地；
3. 中国“二奶”价位浮动灵活。大环境逼迫老婆不得不把握经济大权。
时代进步了，工资走卡，老婆不能抽张，老公自己也不能，但据说有很多战战兢兢的老公在会计那塞巴塞巴给出第二个账户，说：这个月的奖金麻烦给我打这个账户啊。这是钞票电子化流通之后的“小金库”。据说，每个中国男人都有一个“小金库”，原因也是维护家庭稳定社会繁荣。
有新媳妇进门的，两个小叔子一人出手五千，公婆一人一万，大嗓门说，这三万块，你拿去该吃的吃该穿的穿。小媳妇欢欣鼓舞，心下跟定这男人了，多美好多温暖的大家庭啊。
私下里，其实是老公带新媳妇回乡前，塞给没工作的俩兄弟和退休的父母的三万块，术语：做人用。压榨下的中国男人早就炼就了一套兵来将挡水来土淹的功夫，对付“野蛮”老婆，就“羊毛出在羊身上”。这尚算是“小金库”用在好处的地方，那些“开小灶”败坏社会风气的男人暂不在讨论之列。
其次，“野蛮”要有大政策“保障”。中国的男女比例五年前就开始失调了，116.9:100，有的省份达135:100，到2020年，中国婚龄男将比女性多出3000万到4000万，也就是说，平均五个男人将荒下一个，如此，数千万中国男人将遭无“妻”徒刑。形势对中国女人相当乐观。
最后，“野蛮”亦需要文化背景。中国男人是被管大的，小时老妈管，一日三餐面面俱到，突然没人管了，手脚痒痒骨头酥。教育惯性，情感惯性。中国男人求婚时说的是，“一有钱就花得光光，实在需要人替着管管账。”（赵咏华《求婚》）不单是管账，“野蛮”老婆也会把老公的日常生活打理得井井有条，不像西方老婆，各吃各的。更甚有一个阿拉伯丈夫曾扬言：我老婆，生帮我做衣，死帮我做寿衣。那么，阿拉伯老婆得“野蛮”得强壮到在丈夫后头倒下，才能临终关怀啊。强中自有强中手。
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哈哈，有意思哎~,可惜我不敢在老公面前野蛮啊，他比我大15岁，很怕他，我很想野蛮，但是真的没有胆子啊。
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